EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

I FUKING EXPECXT YOU TO ANASWER ME MOTHERFUCKER

lmfao what the fuck, man you got issues if you even think about these stuff, armpit fetish? what kind of a sick fuck you are? im a dog, i get petted and patted on my head all the time you idiot. and why do you think your mom counts as a human being who touched you?

I saw, now isn't the time to get lazy though, we need to conspire some more against that wretched bitch cunt and get away with it. *rings hands while laughing*

shut the fuck up laur... I mean peta.

its me, running away from EM

what the FUCK MAN

the same to you brohemian rhaspody

that was good. that was a really good comment.

#swaghettiyolognase

thank...u?

all these log years we been friends. trust me, as uo once did.

Peta, so did you hear Lokito3 is concerned about your homophobia? Better clean up your act faggot deputy dicksucker is on the case.

welp gotta start a new family

zhuorbs abc isnt he ~_~

hrm so where'd my family go waht the fuck

im confused, elaborate

josh is old as hell: like idk communism and smashing teh patriarchy sound good in principle but on the other hand I'm white and pass as cis male and I'm educated so why should I even give a shit?
josh is old as hell: *drinks tea*

raise ur dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽/