ok my jokes are done

lesson 3: after you get dinner and he walks you to your door, don't invite him into your house for a threeway with your father. don't mess this up it's an important step!!!

lesson 2: act interested in what they have to say so you'd sound smart... i know it's gonna hard for you to pull this one off

lesson 1: don't have sex with men on your first date because they'll just end up thinking you're a slut

sister you need to stop being a slut i can help you with that