Quotes to Live By

• Don't take life too seriously. It's not like you're going to get out of it alive.
• Fuck Bitches. Get Money.
• People who splatter ketchup on their fries instead of putting it to side are not meant to be trusted.
• If someone asks you to do something you don't wanna do, do it really bad so they won't ask you to do it again.
• One good thing about music; when it hits, you feel no pain.
• Keep calm and say fuck you.
• People who pronounce TYranny as TEARanny are not people you want in your life.
• If you wear a checkered shirt at Foot Looker, be prepared to be questioned.
• A jealous women does better research than the FBI.
• 2013 was a basic bitch.
• When you go out, put six locks on your door all in a row and lock every other one. If someone tries to pick the locks, they will be always locking three.
• Pizza makes everything better.