if dongs were made of chocolate would blowjobs be more popular because chocolate or less because people want to keep it to themselves?
they would melt.
anonymousabout 7 years
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The FitnessSheep™ Baa Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more sheepish as it continues. The 20 meter baa test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The bleating speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [baa] A single bleat should be completed each time you hear this sound. [baaaa] Remember to bleat in a straight line, and bleat as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a bleat before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word baa. On your mark, get ready, baa.
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
His face was marked by the sign and the seal of exceeding many years, and there was yet vigour in his frame. These be the words of the prophet that he wrote in his book: "I said: 'Who art thou that bemoans beside the river?' And he answered: 'I am the fool.' I said: 'Upon thy brow are the marks of wisdom such as is stored in books.' He said: 'I am Zodrak. Thousands of years ago I tended sheep upon a hill that sloped towards the sea. The gods have many moods. Thousands of years ago They were in a mirthful mood. They said: 'Let Us call up a man before Us that We may laugh in Pegana.'"
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