if dongs were made of chocolate would blowjobs be more popular because chocolate or less because people want to keep it to themselves?
they would melt.
anonymousabout 7 years
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I hope you never disappoint yourself. If you ever think you're at a dead end in something you're trying to do, stand back. Just remember there are many sides to a mountain and there is more than one way to climb it. If you get stopped, back off, regroup, and try another way. If you are still not successful, maybe it is not meant to be. Accept it as experience and go after something else for a while. If it is meant to be, having on the backburner simmering for a while isn't bad.
I hope you never disappoint yourself. If you ever think you're at a dead end in something you're trying to do, stand back. Just remember there are many sides to a mountain and there is more than one way to climb it. If you get stopped, back off, regroup, and try another way. If you are still not successful, maybe it is not meant to be. Accept it as experience and go after something else for a while. If it is meant to be, having on the backburner simmering for a while isn't bad.
I hope you never disappoint yourself. If you ever think you're at a dead end in something you're trying to do, stand back. Just remember there are many sides to a mountain and there is more than one way to climb it. If you get stopped, back off, regroup, and try another way. If you are still not successful, maybe it is not meant to be. Accept it as experience and go after something else for a while. If it is meant to be, having on the backburner simmering for a while isn't bad.