if dongs were made of chocolate would blowjobs be more popular because chocolate or less because people want to keep it to themselves?
they would melt.
anonymousabout 7 years
Hello my name is Emma and I hail from swizzerland. I have come to offer you 3 goats in exchange for your hand in marriage. If you accept my offer, meet me under the Statue of Liberty wearing nothing but a sock.
In 1998, a Platypus that escaped it's zoo enclosure in Minnesota was shot dead by a gas station owner mistaking it for a raccoon. Uproar across the state came out as Gillian the Platypus did not get justice. After a long legal battle, the gas station owner had to pay the price. In honor of it, in 1999 Minnesota produced 80 coins with Gillian's body on it, so he may swim forever as a currency. Repost this on fifteen walls to remember Gillian, and he will give you a blessing of 80 tokens.