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married to 
ImperialUnits
part of 
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ImperialUnits is the best <3

  • Multi WoW Gladiator
  • Multi Hearthstone Legend
  • Reached Global Elite in CS:GO

"Cheated" in EpicMafia, an utterly skill-based game losing out on a trophy and getting banned due to a person that actually cheated, just because she had a vagoo. Great community and totally unbiased mods.

Special thanks to: Peta, Rednose/Clarkson/Kenso, abc & Riotkiller and many forgotten for making this place bearable. :)

Friends (36)

Satin
Gearmow
CptJackSparrow
Octarine
lahiem
dirkstrider
HsSammie
lalaiiitsamy
Raise
Seventh
 

Questions

ImperialUnits
about 11 years
Want you to make me feel, like I'm the only girl in the world!!!!!! ♫
Psh, coincidence. -.-
anonymousabout 11 years
Would you leave your wife for me!?!?!? <3
Fuck no, until death do us part.
ImperialUnits
about 11 years
If Saria and I were drowning and you could only save one of us, who would you save? (Protip: Legally you can only have sex with one of us. I hear life saving gratitude boinking is on par with make up boinking.)
I'm pretty sure Saria can swim (UNLIKE SOMEONE) so i'd go for you bby.
ImperialUnits
about 11 years
What other Ocarina of Time song will you hum for me?
Zelda's Lullaby duh, you know I don't rely on chloroform.
ImperialUnits
about 11 years
Do you prefer being on top or having someone on top? ...of bunkbeds.
I prefer being behind... the bunkbed.

Achievements

20 / 20
Mafia
I'm Miller, I Swear!
20 / 20
Cop
Super Sleuth!
12 / 20
Doctor
Do No Harm
3 / 10
Vigilante
I'm Batman.
3 / 15
Mason
Knight Devout
deletedover 6 years
where'd this guy go??
deletedover 10 years
Welcome back
deletedover 10 years
i lov u
deletedover 10 years
awkward cuz dia is banned for being abc top lel
deletedover 10 years
yo...http://i.imgur.com/LH1vL6O.png
deletedover 10 years
Happy birthday king.
deletedover 10 years
General Jonas.
deletedalmost 11 years
Did you touch my rocks?
Peta
about 11 years
god bless you buddy
ImperialUnits
about 11 years
And stuff.
ImperialUnits
about 11 years
I cheated on you with Pierce. Also hit that before you did. SORRY NOT SORRY. <3 Anniversary, would be sorry about forgetting if it didn't violate the Commandments.
ImperialUnits
about 11 years
I wish I could be as beautiful as a Great Fairy so you'd love me more. Except I'm already fucking gorgeous so no I don't.
ImperialUnits
about 11 years
Lawl, I forgot myself.
ImperialUnits
about 11 years
Coolest person on EM hands down? I THINK SO.
ImperialUnits
about 11 years
Oh my God, so in love. I've been being a hateful bitch since you left. Always <3
ImperialUnits
over 11 years
6/23/2013 Never forget.