I'm a man of principle. I like to know whether I'm lying to save the skin of a tosser or a moron.

You're the fucking shittest James Bond ever. You're David Fucking Niven

I'll personally fucking eviscerate you, right? I mean, I don't have your education, I don't know what that means. But I'll start by ripping your cock off and I'll busk it from there

JUST WANTS TO SPEAK TO TINKY WINKY?!! WELL FUCK TINKY WINKY, FUCK YOU TINKY WINKY!!!WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HITLER?! WELL, HE HAD A MOUSTACHE AND HE LIVED OVER THERE!! FUCK THEM ALL!!!!

OH, FUCK, X MARKS THE SPOT! I'D BETTER TELL THIS LITTLE PERSON ABOUT THE PRIME MINISTER'S FUCKING CATASTROPHIC ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION

I'M JUST GOING TO EXPLAIN WHAT I'M GOING TO FUCKING DO TO YOU! I'm gonna take your bollocks, I'm gonna fucking rip them off, I'm gonna fucking paint eyeballs on them! And then stitch them to a FUCKING SOCK and use THAT as a mouthpiece

you mincing fucking SHIT, I will tear your fucking skin off, I will wear it to your mother's birthday party, and rub your nuts up and down her leg whilst whistling Bohemian fucking Rhapsody

I will perform a fucking living fucking autopsy on you, with a fucking rusty spade and I'll have your kidneys for fucking cuff links!

DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME! You cannot fuck me! You cannot fuck me! I am unfuckable! I have never been fucked! AND IF YOU FUCKING TRY AND FUCK ME, YOU'LL FIND MY FUCKING ARSE WILL FUCKING GROW FUCKING FANGS AND FUCKING SNAP YOU FUCKING COCK OFF!