MasterCthulhu

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u know when i was like ur age bit older i got with this girl about my age. but she was such a pain for ages, like, 'no, ur too young' stuff. and i was way too young for her tbh lol. but she was saying she was 7 years older than me or whatever, but it was like 6 and a half really, so i say 'wtf u can't add another half, u can't round up. what if i went into a homeless shelter with 6 and a half fish and said i had 7? i'd cause a riot that's what.' and she's sitting there a minute thinking about it. then a big smile cracks, and she concedes, and she let's me in that pussy lol. do u get it tho? i am just a lost boy bibty, with nowhere to call home. lol sorry i'm so fucking bored

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anonymousalmost 9 years
https://imgur.com/JYNqkGX just thought you would want to see this lol
Honestly,,,an icon..,,goals
over 10 years
squirt
where's that one picture of that old woman saying that makes me moist
almost 11 years
"goodbye my only friend, oh did you think i meant you?" sums up our entire friendship
ok but like where is the lie in this
anonymousalmost 11 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOFH0WI1suc
thanks, i guess
anonymousalmost 11 years
Coconut next theme?
I'm not a huge coconut person but I'll consider it. I might do Coconut Head from Ned's Declassified just to spite you, lmao.

Achievements

1 / 20Clint Eastwood
1 / 15New Sheriff in Town

Created Setups

deletedabout 12 years
7 days until ur back in my arms </3
deletedabout 12 years
deletedabout 12 years
day 8... i... i... can't go on. it's too tough.
deletedabout 12 years
today is day 6. i miss you. it's not the same without your sarcastic wit. :(
deletedabout 12 years
its been three days. i don't know what to do. my heart longs for you... in other news you're almost to 2k visitors. congrats bae
deletedabout 12 years
exactly two and a half days ago you left us. it feels like forever. when you come back i will never let you go again...
about 12 years
Joan come back to us, we all miss you :(
deletedabout 12 years
you've been gone for less than a day and yet my heart is aching. i will post on your wall every day that you are gone ;-;
deletedabout 12 years
aye bae
about 12 years
get dalrekt
about 12 years
I thought dancing skulls would be cute
about 12 years
Heres a +K for being super nice to everybody you meet
deletedabout 12 years
please apologize
deletedabout 12 years
U BETTERAPOLOGIZE
deletedabout 12 years
Hi, welcome to the UMad/intermediate lobby :)
about 12 years
:uffu:
about 12 years
:BLUSH:
deletedabout 12 years
you're my favorite bae <3
about 12 years
i wuz gona return ur +k but i already +k'd you earlier