MasterCthulhu

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u know when i was like ur age bit older i got with this girl about my age. but she was such a pain for ages, like, 'no, ur too young' stuff. and i was way too young for her tbh lol. but she was saying she was 7 years older than me or whatever, but it was like 6 and a half really, so i say 'wtf u can't add another half, u can't round up. what if i went into a homeless shelter with 6 and a half fish and said i had 7? i'd cause a riot that's what.' and she's sitting there a minute thinking about it. then a big smile cracks, and she concedes, and she let's me in that pussy lol. do u get it tho? i am just a lost boy bibty, with nowhere to call home. lol sorry i'm so fucking bored

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Questions

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last week i saw a film as i recall it was a horror film stepped outside into the rain checked my phone and saw you rang and i...
JIZZED - IN MY PANTS
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leave this place go back to yours our lips first touch outside your door whisper in my ear that you want some more and i...
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
anonymousabout 10 years
Gym. Noon. As Drake goes through his workout routine, he skips the treadmill. "I know what it's like to be walked all over," he thinks.
I gave this ask to Art, rip.
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Drake watches the weather. A rainy day is forecasted. "Yes," he whispers, while a single tear slides down his cheek. "A rainy day indeed."
Every day it rains when you're not by my side <3
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A second-hand book store. Drake finds a copy of Twilight. A sticker on it reads "USED". He looks around, then leans in. "You too?" he says.
Twilight was a shitty book, lol. And why would a book be in a second-hand book store if it weren't used? (jk i love you)

Achievements

1 / 20Clint Eastwood
1 / 15New Sheriff in Town

Created Setups

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7 days until ur back in my arms </3
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day 8... i... i... can't go on. it's too tough.
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today is day 6. i miss you. it's not the same without your sarcastic wit. :(
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its been three days. i don't know what to do. my heart longs for you... in other news you're almost to 2k visitors. congrats bae
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exactly two and a half days ago you left us. it feels like forever. when you come back i will never let you go again...
over 10 years
Joan come back to us, we all miss you :(
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you've been gone for less than a day and yet my heart is aching. i will post on your wall every day that you are gone ;-;
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aye bae
over 10 years
get dalrekt
over 10 years
I thought dancing skulls would be cute
over 10 years
Heres a +K for being super nice to everybody you meet
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please apologize
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U BETTERAPOLOGIZE
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Hi, welcome to the UMad/intermediate lobby :)
over 10 years
:uffu:
over 10 years
:BLUSH:
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you're my favorite bae <3
over 10 years
i wuz gona return ur +k but i already +k'd you earlier