MasterCthulhu

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u know when i was like ur age bit older i got with this girl about my age. but she was such a pain for ages, like, 'no, ur too young' stuff. and i was way too young for her tbh lol. but she was saying she was 7 years older than me or whatever, but it was like 6 and a half really, so i say 'wtf u can't add another half, u can't round up. what if i went into a homeless shelter with 6 and a half fish and said i had 7? i'd cause a riot that's what.' and she's sitting there a minute thinking about it. then a big smile cracks, and she concedes, and she let's me in that pussy lol. do u get it tho? i am just a lost boy bibty, with nowhere to call home. lol sorry i'm so fucking bored

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Questions

anonymousover 9 years
Why is Chatbot so sexy?
Don't ask those questions
deletedover 9 years
happy birthday stranger <3
Ahh thank you >/////<
over 9 years
don't be like ezio auditore de firenze. his birthday was ruined by politics. have an assassin-free birthday or die trying. probably the latter, they have swords in their arms and stuff.
there aren't exactly many assassins where i live but thank you for the concern
anonymousover 9 years
☆☆☆HAPPY BIRTHDAY MC☆☆☆
Help this is actually so nice thank u anon ^w^
almost 10 years
Drake hears a notification and rushes to answer. Trivia crack says it misses him. He thinks, "Why couldn't it be her?"
Drake puts on his slippers & drops a marshmallow into his cocoa. "You're not just hot chocolate," he whispers. "You're beautiful chocolate."

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1 / 20Clint Eastwood
1 / 15New Sheriff in Town

Created Setups

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click ''fix background'' lame-o
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woah nice song ~ the peter hollens cover
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update your profile song to this please: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yymS1Pb7JfM
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almost 9 years
thx u wife
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my lov joanie
almost 9 years
ITS PRUSSIA!!!!!!!
almost 9 years
i miss ur drake asks
almost 9 years
Sstop Hating on my husbando Shinya.. he did nothing Wrong!
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Fk yea
almost 9 years
get dunked off !!!!!!!!!
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
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you r not fooling anyone... spirits ccant float forever... What ghost up must come down...
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well its a v good name imo
deletedabout 9 years
you know joan i have waited 24 days now
about 9 years
thank u