MasterCthulhu

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u know when i was like ur age bit older i got with this girl about my age. but she was such a pain for ages, like, 'no, ur too young' stuff. and i was way too young for her tbh lol. but she was saying she was 7 years older than me or whatever, but it was like 6 and a half really, so i say 'wtf u can't add another half, u can't round up. what if i went into a homeless shelter with 6 and a half fish and said i had 7? i'd cause a riot that's what.' and she's sitting there a minute thinking about it. then a big smile cracks, and she concedes, and she let's me in that pussy lol. do u get it tho? i am just a lost boy bibty, with nowhere to call home. lol sorry i'm so fucking bored

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anonymousover 9 years
Why is Chatbot so sexy?
Don't ask those questions
deletedalmost 10 years
happy birthday stranger <3
Ahh thank you >/////<
almost 10 years
don't be like ezio auditore de firenze. his birthday was ruined by politics. have an assassin-free birthday or die trying. probably the latter, they have swords in their arms and stuff.
there aren't exactly many assassins where i live but thank you for the concern
anonymousalmost 10 years
☆☆☆HAPPY BIRTHDAY MC☆☆☆
Help this is actually so nice thank u anon ^w^
almost 10 years
Drake hears a notification and rushes to answer. Trivia crack says it misses him. He thinks, "Why couldn't it be her?"
Drake puts on his slippers & drops a marshmallow into his cocoa. "You're not just hot chocolate," he whispers. "You're beautiful chocolate."

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1 / 20Clint Eastwood
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ill never forget chu
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its obviously red and black
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it is not a cookie
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did you know? i created disco
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calvin harris
almost 10 years
always
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happy birthday beautiful!!
almost 10 years
:-)))))))))))) happy birth nerdo face
almost 10 years
NERDS i was the first to say happy birthday to you (or at least one of the first) but i just wanted to say again hAPPY BIRTHDAY JOAN I LOVE YOU <3
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happy birthday mc
almost 10 years
Happy birthday mc!!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOAN
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joaaaannnnnnn
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will you still love me when im no longer austere and obdurate?
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back???ish????
almost 10 years
tbh it happened like a week after new years now stay on em forever :-(
almost 10 years
IMY SO MUCH ;-; Did you see my Drake All these meme on the Faces of EM thread? I dedicate that to you ;-; Also why is Siera gone??? </3
deletedalmost 10 years
cant wait til you come back <3 until then, we part, but only for a little.
deletedalmost 10 years
dont drop that j-j-joan
aye
dont drop that j-j-joan
dont drop that joanjoanjoan
dont drop that joanjoanjoan
dont drop that joanjoanjoan
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