MasterCthulhu

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u know when i was like ur age bit older i got with this girl about my age. but she was such a pain for ages, like, 'no, ur too young' stuff. and i was way too young for her tbh lol. but she was saying she was 7 years older than me or whatever, but it was like 6 and a half really, so i say 'wtf u can't add another half, u can't round up. what if i went into a homeless shelter with 6 and a half fish and said i had 7? i'd cause a riot that's what.' and she's sitting there a minute thinking about it. then a big smile cracks, and she concedes, and she let's me in that pussy lol. do u get it tho? i am just a lost boy bibty, with nowhere to call home. lol sorry i'm so fucking bored

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anonymousabout 10 years
(ง ° ل ͡°)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴsᴇᴇɴ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅʟɪᴇsᴛ (ง ° ل ͡°)ง
pls
over 10 years
Hail MasterCthulhu the Merciless
That's only my name in bed ;)
anonymousover 10 years
mastercthulhu more like asstercrap-poo-loo
Please do try to show some creativity if you're going to insult me. This is a disappointing show. Or, at least, it would be disappointing if it were not so amusing.
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u can smang me anytime ;)
Let me know time and place and we're solid
over 10 years
http://sketchtoy.com/62186805
One day you will be as cool as I

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1 / 20Clint Eastwood
1 / 15New Sheriff in Town

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ill never forget chu
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its obviously red and black
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it is not a cookie
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did you know? i created disco
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calvin harris
over 9 years
always
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happy birthday beautiful!!
over 9 years
:-)))))))))))) happy birth nerdo face
over 9 years
NERDS i was the first to say happy birthday to you (or at least one of the first) but i just wanted to say again hAPPY BIRTHDAY JOAN I LOVE YOU <3
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happy birthday mc
over 9 years
Happy birthday mc!!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOAN
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joaaaannnnnnn
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will you still love me when im no longer austere and obdurate?
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back???ish????
almost 10 years
tbh it happened like a week after new years now stay on em forever :-(
almost 10 years
IMY SO MUCH ;-; Did you see my Drake All these meme on the Faces of EM thread? I dedicate that to you ;-; Also why is Siera gone??? </3
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cant wait til you come back <3 until then, we part, but only for a little.
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dont drop that j-j-joan
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dont drop that j-j-joan
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dont drop that joanjoanjoan
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