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u know when i was like ur age bit older i got with this girl about my age. but she was such a pain for ages, like, 'no, ur too young' stuff. and i was way too young for her tbh lol. but she was saying she was 7 years older than me or whatever, but it was like 6 and a half really, so i say 'wtf u can't add another half, u can't round up. what if i went into a homeless shelter with 6 and a half fish and said i had 7? i'd cause a riot that's what.' and she's sitting there a minute thinking about it. then a big smile cracks, and she concedes, and she let's me in that pussy lol. do u get it tho? i am just a lost boy bibty, with nowhere to call home. lol sorry i'm so fucking bored

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anonymousabout 8 years
https://imgur.com/JYNqkGX just thought you would want to see this lol
Honestly,,,an icon..,,goals
over 9 years
squirt
where's that one picture of that old woman saying that makes me moist
about 10 years
"goodbye my only friend, oh did you think i meant you?" sums up our entire friendship
ok but like where is the lie in this
anonymousabout 10 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOFH0WI1suc
thanks, i guess
anonymousabout 10 years
Coconut next theme?
I'm not a huge coconut person but I'll consider it. I might do Coconut Head from Ned's Declassified just to spite you, lmao.

Achievements

1 / 20Clint Eastwood
1 / 15New Sheriff in Town

Created Setups

almost 11 years
I like your song so much 8D
almost 11 years
joan be my fran
almost 11 years
you are absolutely correct
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its ok i wont give up either
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hey girl are you hot bc you are.
deletedalmost 11 years
i thought you were just commenting on my page arbitrarily, till i googled those lyrics and realized my status is sort of derived from that song. i didn't even know it, either. it was just a little something i grabbed off tumblr.
about 11 years
How do you know my Halloween costume
about 11 years
hoopy borday tu me
deletedabout 11 years
if you don't snapchat me im going to cut your invisible balls off love you bae <3
about 11 years
Drake looks up at the sun. He squints as the light shines into his eyes. "She would've made this day brighter." He whispers.
about 11 years
Lions, the most noble of all animals.
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+k finally!!!!!!!!!!!!
deletedabout 11 years
best team on bgo amiright
deletedabout 11 years
MEEPIT AND FEEPIT IM GOING TO KMS 2 perf
deletedabout 11 years
probz. but that ain't gon ruin my vibe <3
deletedabout 11 years
inb4 joan means irl bae and not siera
deletedabout 11 years
"song dedicated to the bae <3" w-whAT ARE U DOIGNG TO MY HEARTR??Q>?!?
deletedabout 11 years
i loOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVve you
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