MasterCthulhu

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u know when i was like ur age bit older i got with this girl about my age. but she was such a pain for ages, like, 'no, ur too young' stuff. and i was way too young for her tbh lol. but she was saying she was 7 years older than me or whatever, but it was like 6 and a half really, so i say 'wtf u can't add another half, u can't round up. what if i went into a homeless shelter with 6 and a half fish and said i had 7? i'd cause a riot that's what.' and she's sitting there a minute thinking about it. then a big smile cracks, and she concedes, and she let's me in that pussy lol. do u get it tho? i am just a lost boy bibty, with nowhere to call home. lol sorry i'm so fucking bored

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Questions

anonymousalmost 11 years
sup nerd
You're probably the bigger nerd here, excuse you.
anonymousalmost 11 years
When do you online? I'd like to challenge you on RatScrew, and beat you.
Well anon that may be a tad bit difficult for various reasons. But I'll be online pretty often over this weekend. Otherwise I'm on between 8 and 11 PM EDT.
almost 11 years
However cuddly I need be x
Perfect then. Arrangements will be made for irl cuddles.
almost 11 years
I'll be your first question, as long as we can have cuddles and mutual respect x
Yeah, that's cool. I respect you, man. But how cuddly are you?

Achievements

1 / 20Clint Eastwood
1 / 15New Sheriff in Town

Created Setups

over 10 years
I like your song so much 8D
over 10 years
joan be my fran
over 10 years
you are absolutely correct
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its ok i wont give up either
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hey girl are you hot bc you are.
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i thought you were just commenting on my page arbitrarily, till i googled those lyrics and realized my status is sort of derived from that song. i didn't even know it, either. it was just a little something i grabbed off tumblr.
over 10 years
How do you know my Halloween costume
over 10 years
hoopy borday tu me
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if you don't snapchat me im going to cut your invisible balls off love you bae <3
over 10 years
Drake looks up at the sun. He squints as the light shines into his eyes. "She would've made this day brighter." He whispers.
over 10 years
Lions, the most noble of all animals.
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+k finally!!!!!!!!!!!!
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best team on bgo amiright
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MEEPIT AND FEEPIT IM GOING TO KMS 2 perf
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probz. but that ain't gon ruin my vibe <3
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inb4 joan means irl bae and not siera
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"song dedicated to the bae <3" w-whAT ARE U DOIGNG TO MY HEARTR??Q>?!?
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i loOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVve you
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