MasterCthulhu

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u know when i was like ur age bit older i got with this girl about my age. but she was such a pain for ages, like, 'no, ur too young' stuff. and i was way too young for her tbh lol. but she was saying she was 7 years older than me or whatever, but it was like 6 and a half really, so i say 'wtf u can't add another half, u can't round up. what if i went into a homeless shelter with 6 and a half fish and said i had 7? i'd cause a riot that's what.' and she's sitting there a minute thinking about it. then a big smile cracks, and she concedes, and she let's me in that pussy lol. do u get it tho? i am just a lost boy bibty, with nowhere to call home. lol sorry i'm so fucking bored

Stickers

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Questions

deletedabout 10 years
last week i saw a film as i recall it was a horror film stepped outside into the rain checked my phone and saw you rang and i...
JIZZED - IN MY PANTS
deletedabout 10 years
leave this place go back to yours our lips first touch outside your door whisper in my ear that you want some more and i...
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
anonymousabout 10 years
Gym. Noon. As Drake goes through his workout routine, he skips the treadmill. "I know what it's like to be walked all over," he thinks.
I gave this ask to Art, rip.
deletedabout 10 years
Drake watches the weather. A rainy day is forecasted. "Yes," he whispers, while a single tear slides down his cheek. "A rainy day indeed."
Every day it rains when you're not by my side <3
deletedabout 10 years
A second-hand book store. Drake finds a copy of Twilight. A sticker on it reads "USED". He looks around, then leans in. "You too?" he says.
Twilight was a shitty book, lol. And why would a book be in a second-hand book store if it weren't used? (jk i love you)

Achievements

1 / 20Clint Eastwood
1 / 15New Sheriff in Town

Created Setups

about 10 years
thank you <3333333
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bae  
about 10 years
u too my love
about 10 years
I LOVE U JOAN thank you so much ilu
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whatever bully
about 10 years
i hope u like my new skulls
deletedabout 10 years
love you like ox... like ox's. ox's are good.
deletedabout 10 years
I came out to feel so attacked and I'm honestly having a good time right now
about 10 years
AM SPODERMEN
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no never
about 10 years
welcome back!
deletedabout 10 years
bae is 69/10 4 hotness
about 10 years
10/10 joke
deletedabout 10 years
i will tRY TO FIX U
about 10 years
i love joan............. forever in my heart
deletedabout 10 years
no never
about 10 years
iM GOING TO MISS YOU SO MuCH JOAN PLEASE WINTER COME HERE SOON QVQ
over 10 years
that's super cool omg i did not know that
deletedover 10 years
shego is literally my alter ego
over 10 years
kIM POSSIBLE [ insert theme song here ]