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u know when i was like ur age bit older i got with this girl about my age. but she was such a pain for ages, like, 'no, ur too young' stuff. and i was way too young for her tbh lol. but she was saying she was 7 years older than me or whatever, but it was like 6 and a half really, so i say 'wtf u can't add another half, u can't round up. what if i went into a homeless shelter with 6 and a half fish and said i had 7? i'd cause a riot that's what.' and she's sitting there a minute thinking about it. then a big smile cracks, and she concedes, and she let's me in that pussy lol. do u get it tho? i am just a lost boy bibty, with nowhere to call home. lol sorry i'm so fucking bored

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arenaceous

about 10 years

New York. Rush hour. Drake taps his thumbs on the steering wheel as he sits in traffic. He doesn't mind waiting. He's waited his whole life.

Will you wait for me until the leaves fall? Will you wait for me even when waiting doesn't seem worth it at all?

deletedabout 10 years

u cant leave me no

Sometimes, in order to go one step forward, you must take two steps back. But I will always be with you.

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Disneyland. Winter. Drake studies a map of the theme park. "YOU ARE HERE", the sign reads. "Yeah," Drake mutters. "But where is she?"

At boarding school for the next 3 months...welp. Also pls I gave this ask to berri stop being such a cheap knockoff.

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if you were granted a free vacation where would you go and who would you bring with you?

I'd probably go somewhere in Europe! Greece seems pretty interesting, so I'd probably go there. Aaaaaaaand I'd bring my sister and probably my 4 closest friends IRL.

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A hotel. Despite entering the WiFi password, "Unable to establish a connection" flashes up on Drake's laptop. He sighs. "Story of my life."

"Strange times are here," Dan Auerbach sings on Drake's iTunes playlist entitled "How to Get Over Lost Love". "Dry your tears," Drake whispers to himself. They continue flowing anyway.

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Hood

over 10 years

i just bought some poutine and it is beautiful also spelling correctly is 4 nerds im 3kool 5 that

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damn i love you too vae ♥♥♥

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r u hot *click* or naht

arenaceous

over 10 years

Paladin MasterCthulhu Stark whispers: I pick my nose when no one is looking...

Satan

over 10 years

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend

over 10 years

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over 10 years

tHANK You so much joan ily <3 <3 ♥♥♥ i would never delete u either. bless ur soul . pls consider this as a return of the chain. yeyeyeye ♥

SirAmelio

over 10 years

eyy cute copy pasta and youre awesome im just not meme enough to do copypastas B)

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shortcakey

over 10 years

sorry friend 4 spam but this is too cute not to post: SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend !! ♥

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arenaceous

over 10 years

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wow it wont let me propose marriage to you until i save someone as doctor ;-;

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sorry for spamming your wall feel free to delete it lololol

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ily 2 much

quiche

over 10 years

Yeah apparently my account was lost in oblivion? Time to revive it! Also time to revive you. ALL HAIL FSM. Come back soon you cool kid you :3c