Decel

Send. Me. The best you've got. Send me your strongest machines. The fight my brother fought will now end with me.
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I like video games, acting flirty, a few sexual jokes here and there and booze. My face is decent enough to show to the public outside irl. I used to have penguins here but the links expired and I'm too lazy to do anything else cool or pretty. I'm usually friendly unless I'm drunk. I should honestly make an alt account for when I'm drunk but again, too lazy. I'm bored of most epicmafia setups after playing them hundreds of times and I'm too uncommitted for getting into ranked, so I mostly just come here when I have nothing else to do and I want to talk to people.

You should leave comments about my music choices.

Questions

anonymousover 8 years
Why is your dick so long?
Constant stimulation for further growth.
over 8 years
Will you marry me?
No, you were just high
over 8 years
Would you rather be attacked by 50 duck sized horses or one horse sized duck?
One horse sized duck. I'll go for it's long neck. 50 duck sized horses is a lot of biting.
almost 9 years
shirage is your wife
waifu for laifu with a knaifu
anonymousalmost 9 years
Still dating Vani?
Been a very long time since I've talked to her.

Achievements

1 / 20Do No Harm
over 8 years
kitty kitty meow
over 8 years
You got married and didnt invite me? ;_;
over 8 years
in my heart, you'll always be Canadian :')
over 8 years
+k bc cute penguins ^-^
deletedover 8 years
I need a dancing bird army too
over 8 years
OMGOFMGFOGMOGMGG I SAW YOU WERE ON AMS FREAKED OMG MISSED UUUUU
over 8 years
You know what my pelvis looks like. And also my face.
over 8 years
moo
over 8 years
my first +k to 50 for you, who's such a cutieboo <3 everyone deserves to know how cute and sweet you are!
over 8 years
+k bc you're cool xD
over 8 years
your answer to my questions was 10/10 i approve
over 8 years
Send. Me. The best you've got.: meaning best hoes?

Send me your strongest machines.: meaning best d*cks?

The fight my brother fought will now end with me.: the fight to make you c*m??
over 8 years
Deccy help your stalkers are getting creepy D:
over 8 years
O SH-- HE DED SOUL OF DAT BOIII
over 8 years
+K for Devel, i'll be forever sick ^-^
over 8 years
I'm mad at how many people think they're gayer than me for you. As if.

Have a +k. Do whatever you want with it.
over 8 years
Ill be here for you if you're ever horny ;) XD
deletedover 8 years
staggin' it is the way 2 go
over 8 years
+K add me!
over 8 years
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