SHREK

Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by loves first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragons keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true loves first kiss. (laughs) Like thats ever gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush)

        Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his 
          day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go 
                                        after the ogre.