Altruvolant

 
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Hello, I see you have checked my profile, good job. You are now qualified to be one of my many potential baes.

  • Step 1: Friend me. (I'm lonely)
  • Step 2: Ask me a question. (I might not answer because i'm clearly very busy)
  • Step 3: Be fun. (Seriously though don't be a downer)
  • Step 4: Be a newb. (I need to look better than you)
  • Step 5: Back to Step 4, i'm always better than you.
  • Step 6: Be my permanent servant. (Aka slave)
  • Step 7: Devote your every waking moment to me.

I'm kidding but you can still be one of my many many baes.

Achievements

1 / 20Super Sleuth!
1 / 20Clint Eastwood
1 / 20Do No Harm
1 / 15New Sheriff in Town