Hello, I see you have checked my profile, good job. You are now qualified to be one of my many potential baes.
- Step 1: Friend me. (I'm lonely)
- Step 2: Ask me a question. (I might not answer because i'm clearly very busy)
- Step 3: Be fun. (Seriously though don't be a downer)
- Step 4: Be a newb. (I need to look better than you)
- Step 5: Back to Step 4, i'm always better than you.
- Step 6: Be my permanent servant. (Aka slave)
- Step 7: Devote your every waking moment to me.
I'm kidding but you can still be one of my many many baes.