Epicmafia

thecynic

100

Never knew bopness

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185

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Stickers

Friends (298)

Questions

anonymousalmost 10 years

Who was your valentine?

as you know, I did ask you, but you said nothing.

anonymousalmost 10 years

out of all your EM friends, who would you bang?

all of them, in alphabetical order, or at once.

anonymousalmost 10 years

do you have a valentine?

would you like to be my valentine?

xospongeox

almost 10 years

I'd rather go blind

than to see me naked? rude.

anonymousalmost 10 years

fuck you loser

get fukt noOneknows

Achievements

20 / 20

Doctor

Do No Harm

20 / 20

Cop

Super Sleuth!

19 / 20

Mafia

I'm Miller, I Swear!

2 / 10

Villager

Scumhunter

1 / 25

Oracle

Eye of the Beholder

Created Setups

Setup 668730

Setup 667746

Polarlight

over 12 years

Everyone, post beneath is a LIE! Do not believe that cynic has money, dear friends. Cynic actually has no job at all and is forced to keep living with his parents since he has no money or ways to gather food for himself. I also want to mention that you should only send him food and not money if you feel sorry for him. His big dream is to buy a hammock to reach the final stage of lethargy.

emiliosheen

over 12 years

thecynic just came into some money. everyone send him a copy of your most recent school reports (preferably on Austen, he likes Austen) and an essay on what makes the sky blue via PM. best entry gets $500 personally delivered by him via big check.

missmafiosa

over 12 years

Lol no u didn't!!

deletedover 12 years

pranay7744 10 hours 19 minutes
yesterday i had 3131 points, today it reduced to 3219... dont know how:(... how does points reduce?... did not veg or suicide...then how?

THIS WAS EPIC MATH FAIL
3219>3131
Awesome

pranay7744

over 12 years

yesterday i had 3131 points, today it reduced to 3219... dont know how:(... how does points reduce?... did not veg or suicide...then how?

Polarlight

over 12 years

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dss7atxT9Z4

Thunderdog

over 12 years

i just shook my fist at the sky and screamed ALL FISH GODS ARE BASTARDS. this is truly a great tragedy ;__;

MizzuzSpock

over 12 years

So I hear Jesus is your favorite. Btw, you should really stop telling him secrets, he can't keep them to save his life. :o

thecynic

over 12 years

he is right lawl

deletedover 12 years

why ever plus k this shithole? he sucks

JavremCvijic

over 12 years

I have to +k, for obvious reasons! Not only are you the slickest scum hunter I know, but you are hands down the best guise player ever, both as cop and as guiser. Incredible, ridiculous methods to the game, with an uncanny ability that only you can wield :)

MizzuzSpock

over 12 years

Oh my! I guess I should stop jumping to conclusions. Or stop drinking so I can read. Also, it will halp me sleep easier knowing he died of natural causes, like not having enough to eat or not having a roof over his head, rather than being brutally murdered. :)

MizzuzSpock

over 12 years

Just checked my wall. Good God, I could care less about the dozens of people savagely killed but THE PANDA? I'M THE REASON A POOR, INNOCENT PANDA IS DEAD? I honestly don't know how I'm going to sleep tonight. The ghost of that little panda cub will haunt me for the rest of my life. ;__;

MizzuzSpock

almost 13 years

whisper whisper oatmeal whisper whisper daisy chains whisper whisper hammock whisper