penisman

19
Washington DC
in love with 
part of  family
 
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First of all, let me introduce myself. Pen Isman. Isman as in "island". Pleased to meet you.

Now, I know what you're thinking. "That's profanity"! Well, first of all, it's not my fault my parents named me that. Second, penis is the proper term.

Third, I do not "troll". If my actions seem like trolling to you, it is not on purpose, I am genuinely that stupid and will not hide behind a troll's mask.

If you have a problem with my stupidity then please give me a shout and we'll see what we can do.

Sixthly I am autistic, so if you want to ban me you'll have a lawsuit on your hands, like that xbox kid.

Seventhly I really do love chicken, but preferably not mechanically separated.

Questions

over 9 years
Carry on my squidward son There'll be peace when you are done Lay your oddly shaped head to rest Don't you cry no more.
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about 6 years
Shut the fυck up VespeneGayser.
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