First of all, let me introduce myself. Pen Isman. Isman as in "island". Pleased to meet you.
Now, I know what you're thinking. "That's profanity"! Well, first of all, it's not my fault my parents named me that. Second, penis is the proper term.
Third, I do not "troll". If my actions seem like trolling to you, it is not on purpose, I am genuinely that stupid and will not hide behind a troll's mask.
If you have a problem with my stupidity then please give me a shout and we'll see what we can do.
Sixthly I am autistic, so if you want to ban me you'll have a lawsuit on your hands, like that xbox kid.
Seventhly I really do love chicken, but preferably not mechanically separated.