This was a triumph I'm making a note here HUGE SUCCESS It's hard to overstate my satisfaction Aperture Science

We do what we must because we can For the good of all of us except for the ones who are dead But there's no sense crying over every mistake You just keep on trying until you run out of cake And the science gets done and you make a neat gun For the people who are still alive

I'm not even angry I'm being so sincere right now Even though you broke my heart and killed me And torn into pieces And threw every piece into a fire As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! Now these points of data make a wonderful line And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time So I'm glad I got burned Think of all the things we learned for the people that are still alive

Go ahead and leave me I think I prefer to stay inside Maybe you'll find someone else to help you Maybe black mesa That was a joke, haha, fat chance Anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist Look at me still talking, when there's science to do When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you I've experiments to run, there is research to be done On the people who are still alive

And believe me I am still alive I'm doing science and I'm still alive I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive While you are dying I'll be still alive And when you're dead I'll be still alive

STILL ALIVE, still alive

The cake is a lie.