You seem confused. I called you a dumbass, not a noob. Calling you a noob would be a presumptuous thing to say. Not so, with calling you dumbass however. I hope I have adequately cleared up any misunderstandings. Drop me a note if you have further questions. I'll be more than happy to assist you.
BTW, this was your question, "why did you claim cop" When it was obvious I was not the cop. You and I both know you used that as a pretext to give the mafia the win. You're so transparent.
I really couldn't care less about winning or losing, you just have to realise that fast bubbles aren't scumslips, and you contributed >very< freaking little to winning that game, as I called out poring.