No one can beat me in anything that takes talent.

I like to see SierraDamnThomas scramble and mope, uh, I think it's funny because I've never liked Sierra. To me, he's of no worth. I mean... his parents probably love him. I can't imagine his boyfriend's that cool.

Last night at Tribal we established a leader, kind of, so I guess Knife or Angkoror is the leader? I don't know. It's... I wasn't paying attention. I don't really care.

Anytime there's a blindside, it's pretty awesome. Just the look on somebody's face. I think ICouldBeYourMum wants to be here so so bad, that her getting blindsided would look really cool.

Redditors are bad news, dude. That means you've affiliated yourself with the April Family gang.

This is the alt where I say hey batter batter during team challenges