"Hobothehero is actually 2 billion years old, but unfortunately it doesn't go that high. Hobothehero started being a hobo 2 billion years ago."
"Hobothehero is widely regarded as a hobo... and a hero."
"Hobothehero has over 12 billion dollars earnt over the course of his life, mostly in 2008/09"
"There's only two of us in this room"