Guile

23
USA
part of  family
 
22,396
1
176
379wins228losses21left

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my tier in Street Fighter, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret tournaments at EVO, and I have over 300 confirmed K.Os. I am trained in turtling and I’m the top charger in the entire character roster. You are nothing to me but just another button masher. I will wipe you the fuck out with combos the likes of which has never been seen before in this game, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I'm callin' up official agents across the USA and your tournament number is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Sonic Hurricane, maggot. The Sonic Hurricane that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life bar. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over seven hundred moves, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1385713 -Guile for best mafsided tree '12

http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1442018

Guile is called out on his unorthodox playstyles and proves himeslf to be worthy of such a reputation by defeating everyone in the town with a single Sonic Boom.

http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1468260

Guile reks everything by playing a no-box game with only two suis and winning as a WW

Stickers

Questions

over 11 years
guile you are so manly i wet my panties every night, when are you going to ask me out?
We already agreed it didn't work between us, move on.
over 11 years
Is 20 too many?
It's not enough!
anonymousover 11 years
My body still lingers from your touch. When are you going to take me again?
Now
anonymousalmost 12 years
guile you are so manly i wet my panties every night, when are you going to ask me out?
wat..

Achievements

5 / 20Super Sleuth!
2 / 10Scumhunter
1 / 10Gotcha!
1 / 20Do No Harm
over 9 years
+k to 176
over 9 years
and also pengu'd jwick cause i had to waddle over to him to give him a burn heal

+k & friended
about 11 years
Sake tastes shit.
over 11 years
I heard you moved on, from whispers on the street. A new notch on your belt is all I'll ever be.
deletedover 11 years
Guile is best.
over 11 years
I wish I could quit you.
over 11 years
I... have returned, if only briefly. Hello, Guile.
deletedover 11 years
GET ON STEAM FUCK
over 11 years
RIP Guile you will be missed!
deletedover 11 years
go home and be a family man
over 11 years
PLEASE VOTE FOR ME!!! http://www.epicmafia.com/topic/52064 I'D APPRECIATE YOUR SUPPORTING ^^
over 11 years
Wow.. you are so.. WEIRD.
almost 12 years
plused for pikabros ;D
almost 12 years
You kicked me? ME!?! Go lick a cactus.
deletedalmost 12 years
wordsinthewater is my username. I probably won't be able to really get on until next week when classes start up
almost 12 years
Go fuck yourself.
almost 12 years
3 more shots
almost 12 years
+k'ed(: return? <3
deletedalmost 12 years
I am looking forward to more drunken nights on mafia with you