Hello fellow NoAVIs, and as much as I appreciate the invite to this family, I am afraid that I must decline for now. I might return and join if requested in the future, but for now, goodbye.
As a Member of V.A.G.I.N.A. I wished to write to you and tell you that it is my group's intention on violence if and when the possibility arises of giving into your agenda. We really are a giant Vagina. That is all.
It's not that I choose to be a no-avi, it's just because I can't afford one. Freakin' governmental oppression prevents any young brilliant mind like myself from ever gaining an edge in the real world