- -Sided with the moderators.
- -Creates retarded roles which almost no one likes.
- -Adds extra games to Epicmafia so that Epicmafia should really be renamed Ghost/Connect4(which always ends up in ties)/Cheat(you can't play with two people and its mostly guess work since you can't read a face over the internet.)
- -Uses all charity money to fund his double headed dildo organization.
- -Has daily orgy with all the other moderators so they don't do shit on the website either.
- -Wins if performs a successful fellatio and driving Epicmafia to the ground.
