DiscoOwl says hi its autumn holy owl
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hi its autumn
I shaved my legs this morning and now they're cold
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I accidentally stabbed myself with a temperature probe in the finger earlier.
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Jill says Kelly says gennehfarrxD says i have officially become one with my blanket and evolved into my final form as a burrito this one time a boy took me to chipotle when i was full, and after i ate it i threw up all over his new car. OMFG one time a boy made me mac and cheese and i ate too much and almost threw up while making out we're just too good of people to say no to other people's kind offers
Kelly says gennehfarrxD says i have officially become one with my blanket and evolved into my final form as a burrito this one time a boy took me to chipotle when i was full, and after i ate it i threw up all over his new car. OMFG one time a boy made me mac and cheese and i ate too much and almost threw up while making out
gennehfarrxD says Goodbar says i viewed a sexual harassment report there weren't even weenies yes there was...
Goodbar says i viewed a sexual harassment report there weren't even weenies
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ok no more regrets
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i've peed my pants 2 times in the last month. i regret that i guess kind of. because peeing on yourself is super liberating and it feels like a hot tub in your pants for the first 30 seconds
i viewed a sexual harassment report
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gennehfarrxD says i have officially become one with my blanket and evolved into my final form as a burrito this one time a boy took me to chipotle when i was full, and after i ate it i threw up all over his new car.
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Not studying for any of my exams.
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I tried tasting a Stilton & Vegetable Crumble.
i skipped some of my classes
just kidding
i have officially become one with my blanket and evolved into my final form as a burrito
i haven't worked out since i got back home
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not working out today also
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this morning