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Hospital night shift wearing me out man :((
im just gonna start smoking so i can shorten the amount of time i have to spend on this stupid goddamn planet
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Booze is more like a last ditch solution these days.
However since you mentioned it, you can soak yourself in high proof alcohol to cool off.
i thought your solution to all of life's problems was booze damn
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My solution to all of life's problems involves violence. Hit something, with something else, to get cool.
i'd be lying if i said i hadn't considered just wearing my bathing suit for the whole summer #louisianathings
i mean i usually stick with at least some coverage but if u wanna go nudist, go for it
downvoted so pupper makes better life choices :(
just wear as little clothing as possible
It's mildly hot and because I was raised in England I don't know how to deal with this. Send help immediately.
i wish i didnt look so fkin irish god the struggle every summer is too real
we all do.
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I have survived, everything is fine
That reminds me, I forgot to eat.
It's 1:30 A.M. Whoops...
i have noticed that whenever i stress out i eat more. right now im on my 3rd bowl of fruity pebbles
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I'm having an existential breakdown
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There's no help for you.
deletedalmost 9 years
Im very drunk, help
hot
bloody knuckles me motherf*cker
me too lets fistbump really hard
