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Epicmafia Adventure #2

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A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

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itg321 says

-follow connor's plan


Same
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Satan says


Ryuko says

-add "satan stops strangling zovea" to my plan, so satan follows it





Sigh, you guys are killing me here..

Okay Satan goes for the lever.
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hardeffingworker says

-right hook the zombie chewing on satan, aiming for its temple


You head for Zovea.
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Ryuko says

-add "satan stops strangling zovea" to my plan, so satan follows it

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Ryuko says

its not biting him its clawing him


Right sorry. Yes that.
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-right hook the zombie chewing on satan, aiming for its temple
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its not biting him its clawing him
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-add "satan stops strangling zovea" to my plan, so satan follows it
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octopus_wrestling

u may find this interesting satan...
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Satan continues to stubbornly try to rip the zombie's head off with his octopus arm.

The zombie continues to enjoy it's meal of Satan's arm....
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-follow connor's plan
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Arcbell says

And his muscles are bulging.




LOOOOLLLL
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Arcbell says


Satan says

-follows connor's plan, waits until everyone is in the castle except for itg, tucker, and i, and once that happens, i follow connor's instructions to the letter (as specific as he makes it)


Ok but a zombie is chowing down on ur tentacle..


no it isnt and u need to roll or w/e so i can rip the head off and continue on my way plz n thank u
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LMAO STOP MAKING ME LAUGH I AM TRYING TO BE MAD AT U
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DDGBNMKJVKLHV
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And his muscles are bulging.

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The says

So what exactly are Jeff's injuries/ailments?


Left shoulder, was bit, bite marks, blood. Deep wound.
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Satan says

-follows connor's plan, waits until everyone is in the castle except for itg, tucker, and i, and once that happens, i follow connor's instructions to the letter (as specific as he makes it)


Ok but a zombie is chowing down on ur tentacle..
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what's the status of the zombies around ryuko
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So what exactly are Jeff's injuries/ailments?
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-follows connor's plan, waits until everyone is in the castle except for itg, tucker, and i, and once that happens, i follow connor's instructions to the letter (as specific as he makes it)
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btw to clarify, ppl need to submit their own actions if they wish to follow a plan such as connors
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Ryuko says

okay here's my plan

everyone already inside the castle comes to the front door and prepares to hold the door up when it opens

once the zombies near 7me are dead, Lareg 7me and 4pamda move into the castle
12sonrio kills as many zombies as he can to cover us on the south side
6jeff pulls the lever so the door is open, then passes it to 2 14 and 9 so he can protect the lever from approaching zombies from the north
2 14 and 9 then take over for 6
when everyone except 2 6 9 12 and 14 are under the door, 6 and 12 move under the door and prepare to hold it up
2 9 and 14 move into the castle
everyone else drops the door in front of them simultaneously

congrats we got into the castle

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Satan water u gonna do?
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Zhuorb says


Arcbell says


Zhuorb says


Arcbell says

Zhuorb picks a document from the staircase room, and has a look:

It appears to be an encyclopedia of cheaters.


-keep the encyclopedia with me as I look around the room for other things


You take the encyclopedia.

You continue looking for documents. You find a transcript of a conversation...

http://pastebin.com/bvs7ZdX5


-put the transcript inside the encyclopedia. Look around for things of value one more time, then head back towards the castle entrance.


You don't find anything of value nearby.

You head toward the door of the castle.