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Golbolco
over 8 years

I am Golbolco. This is my dedicated spam thread where I post about things I consider important and speak to people in a public forum.

PERSONA DRAMATIS

I am a very super famous person on an online mafia simulator. My accolades are numerous, but I'm best known for my Golbultima setups, my news tabloid the Daily Drama Report (the concept for which I appropriated from Christopherzilla and deserve no credit for), and usurping Kenny as Sandbox owner in February of 2016.

I like to make roles and come up with new mechanics or items to potentially be implemented by Lucid into EpicMafia. I am also Lucid's official role mod.

Golbultima is a closed-roles, all-roles setup series I made in November of 2015 as an experiment. I do not and did not intend to troll people with it, I just wanted to see how it would play and if the roles had any kind of innate probability over other roles.

Daily Drama Report is a thread wherein I and anyone else who wants to join in can report on the latest happenings on the website or the "politics" therein. It also accepts posts of people being petty and causing problems for the sake of causing problems. Link: https://epicmafia.com/topic/76403

Golbamania is a mass expose/callout event named after Hulkamania, WWE wrestler Hulk Hogan's catchphrase whenever he challenged another wrestler. Ideally, Golbamania should never happen but sometimes people act inappropriate.

Likes and Interests

Star Wars is a space fantasy opera franchise created by George Lucas and currently owned by the Walt Disney Company. I liked Star Wars before it was cool™.

Culinary art is the art of preparing, cooking and presenting food. As an alum of Whataburger University, I consider it one of my greatest skills.

EpicMafia is an online party game simulator created by Phillip "Lucidrains" Wang. It's a good website.

English Bulldogs are adorable.

In this thread, you can:

  • Talk to me
  • Ask me anything
  • Ask for an opinion/thoughts on yourself or something/someone
  • Ask for something from me
  • Challenge/debate me or my actions/beliefs
  • Criticize me
  • Suggest things for me to do
  • Ask for a rating
  • Ask me about roles/website stuff
Thrackan Sal-Solo
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Thrackan Sal-Solo was a Human male who was the son of Randil Sal and Tiion Sal-Solo and the first cousin of Han Solo. He was a few years older than Han and bore a striking resemblance to his cousin.
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Favorite food?
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Golburgers
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French fries
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deletedover 8 years
Tell me about the process in which you make up roles :P
Dag
over 8 years
can i have a hypocrite opinion from you?
Golbolco
over 8 years

Ohdearmycatisgone says

Waffles vs pancakes?


Waffles, but I prefer french toast to either.



When you wipe do you remain seated or stand?


I don't wipe.



What is the recipe of a golburger?


Stage one: https://epicmafia.com/topic/76670



How old are you?


I turn 11 in June.



Can you touch your tongue to your nose?


No.



Are you aware that bad user Fred bites into kitkats without breaking them apart?


This is libel.
deletedover 8 years
Waffles vs pancakes?

When you wipe do you remain seated or stand?

What is the recipe of a golburger?

How old are you?

Can you touch your tongue to your nose?

Are you aware that bad user Fred bites into kitkats without breaking them apart?
Golbolco
over 8 years

Mhmmmm says

How much do you sleep?


Eight hours.
Mhmmmm
over 8 years
How much do you sleep?
baabaa
over 8 years
liking golbolco doesn't mean youre jewish, it just means you have good taste
Golbolco
over 8 years

Musume says


Golbolco says


Musume says

i don't want bdog to deliver me D:


And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.


are you preaching lol


I don't follow those religions, but it's one of those memorable quotes from the good book.
Musume
over 8 years

Golbolco says


Musume says

i don't want bdog to deliver me D:


And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.


are you preaching lol
Golbolco
over 8 years

Musume says

i don't want bdog to deliver me D:


And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.
Musume
over 8 years
i don't want bdog to deliver me D:
Golbolco
over 8 years
I have updated the thread to be much better. Now you can use it.
Golbolco
over 8 years

baabaa says

whats your favorite animal bolgolco


That's really hard. I like a lot of those weird South American creatures like sloths and anteaters and cavies, but I don't know if any of them are my favorite. Pangolins are pretty cool too, but they're Asian/African.

I suppose I could give you a favorite from each of my favorite region/time period/use/classification, but even then it changes with my mood. The best thing I can tell you is that bulldogs are bae.
baabaa
over 8 years
whats your favorite animal bolgolco
Golbolco
over 8 years

SirAmelio says

done

now give me an onion





Musume says

I don't really think it's safe to use poop as lube


I think you're probably right.
Musume
over 8 years
I don't really think it's safe to use poop as lube
SirAmelio
over 8 years
done

now give me an onion
Golbolco
over 8 years
I request that the mods move this to the personal forum. Thank you!
tigermom
over 8 years
wow kinda hurt u called me your mother tbh
deletedover 8 years
can someone jerk me off
deletedover 8 years
lmao nice ;3

benis
Kenny
over 8 years
a golbamaniac safe place
Golbolco
over 8 years

Jampire says

golbolco i hope you get surrounded by a thick fog but suddenly the fog starts to turn into tangible hundred dollar bills and they form many neat stacks on the ground and you can go on a cool shopping spree escorted by your favorite celebrity, who got lost and happened to ask you for help and now you're BFFs


Thank you! <3
Jampire
over 8 years
golbolco i hope you get surrounded by a thick fog but suddenly the fog starts to turn into tangible hundred dollar bills and they form many neat stacks on the ground and you can go on a cool shopping spree escorted by your favorite celebrity, who got lost and happened to ask you for help and now you're BFFs
deletedover 8 years
I am posting on a thread