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Why Alphas are better

over 8 years

Hey [redacted], My name is Dag, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, unenlightened no-lifes who spend every second of their day on an online mafia simulator. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you realized how bad you are? I mean, I guess it’s fun to throw againt people on comp with your point farmed gt alts on reverse, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than talking about the people who still play fancy pants. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was a resistance during Vietnam war, and have written made philosophical books. What have you done with your life, other than jack off to pictures of pics pls thread?? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; was SO cash). You are all [redacted] who should just self delete. Thanks for listening.

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over 8 years

Sincerely says

dag i checked ur girlfriend and didn't get a report but i think she might be sided with the mafia ):


hooked
over 8 years
Making a video about being banned from a website is pretty alpha right
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GGTeMpLaR says

making a thread this autistic automatically makes you an omega


beta male spotted lads
over 8 years
making a thread this autistic automatically makes you an omega
over 8 years
dag i checked ur girlfriend and didn't get a report but i think she might be sided with the mafia ):
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i finally uncovered the dark web of dag
over 8 years
nothing is free
over 8 years
wait u paid cash for a blowjob from your girlfriend? dude, not cool
over 8 years
aww, oh well...
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Goodbar says

as a beta i completely respect your opinion dag


as an alpha I hate you for having an opinion that isn't my own
over 8 years
I'm gonna have to go with Alphas on this one.
over 8 years
as a beta i completely respect your opinion dag
over 8 years

Becomeclear says

Personally I like tettas more than I like alphas


her personality is all what matters for you, im not surprised vladislav
over 8 years
Personally I like tettas more than I like alphas
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Ahem I have 0 YouTubers subscribers
over 8 years
I would drag my balls through 40 miles of broken glass, just to hear you fart through a walkie-talkie
over 8 years
over 8 years
How do you justify to yourself waking up each morning and ruining yet another day? I have heard people, when complaining about you, suggesting you are mentally orbiting some outer planet. Uranus comes to mind. In conclusion, I earnestly entreat you to find a stout garbage bag, climb inside, tie the top securely, and set yourself out on the footpath in the hope that some brave sanitary engineer, without regard to his own life, limb or future happiness, will pick you up and dispose of you properly.
over 8 years
Ilu dag
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don't make me roll up my sleeves on you dude
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This is bs