alphaturtle43

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MY FRIEND ALWAYS MAKE SEXUAL INNUENDOS AND SHIT LIKE I LOVE HER TO DEATH,BUT GOD.FUCKING.DAMMIT!! LIKE HOLY SHI'T,SHE SEXUALIZES EVERYTHING!!! WE WERE JUST PLAYING WITH MAKEUP TODAY,AND SHE MADE SEX NOISES WHEN SHE WAS OPENING A NEW PACK OF LIPSTICK. SHE ALWAYS FUCKING MAKE SEX JOKES IN CLASS (AND THEY ARE NOT EVEN FUNNY LIKE HOLY SHIT). THIS WEEK SHE TOOK PICS OF HER FRIENDS FOR SNAPCHAT AND WROTE CAPTIONS LIKE "WHEN YOU TRY TO FINGER A VIRGIN BUT SHE BLEED ALL OVER YOU." LAST, LAST YEAR SHE DREW LIKE SEX RELATED COMICS AND SHOW THEM AROUND. OMG CAN YOU PLEASE STOP! NO BODY FUCKING LIKES IT WHEN SOMEONE DO THAT! HOLY SHIT YOUR FUCKING SEX JOKES THEY ARE NOT EVEN FUNNY!! EVERY TIME YOU MAKE ONE I'M SERIOUSLY CRINGING ON THE INSIDE! I ONLY SMILE A BIT TO BE POLITE AND SO IS EVERYONE ELSE I BET!! I LOVE YOU, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND BUT PLZ STFU WITH THAT SHIT!!! OMFG I'M DONE

                              

Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

                            

WHAT! i think i was hacked... =\ i'm only 12 i would never say that stuff im so upset now someone is trying to get me banned oh great my mom is gonna be so mad at me this is terrible someone please help me figure out this mess im freaking out i cant breathe please ill be grounded someone please tell me how this happened i dont even say naughty words how is this happening i need answers how can we find out who framed me this is so lame ugh im so sad i just want to play games why am i being attacked like this by hackers please explain

                                  

I HAVE NEVER FACED A LOSS AS BRUTAL AS THIS ONE. SCUM SLIPPED 3 TIMES. I POINTED THIS OUT VERY THOROUGHLY AND I STILL GOT LYNCHED. "KAI" IS PROBABLY A GAME THROW ACCOUNT AS INDICATED BY HIS REACTION TO LYNCHING ME IN POST GAME. IF HE'S NOT A TOSS ACCOUNT HE'S AN INBRED PIECE OF SH'IT THAT WAS THROWN AGAINST A WALL 57 F'ING TIMES BECAUSE HE'S THE MOST MORONIC FING AHOLE I'VE COME ACROSS ON THIS WEBSITE IN A REALLY DECENT AMOUNT OF TIME.

                                 

How do I begin to describe a creature as vile as you? How does one go about trying to leave a single comment to describe all the sh*t contained inside you. I'm not talking about actual sh*t, but rather the disgusting little c*nt that lives within your soul. I thought, ignorantly, that you could be a decent person, I was obviously wrong. You are the epitome of degenerate trash. When a person wants an example of what a despicable, loathsome, ignoble varmint is like, I will merely need to say your name. You're revolting garbage. Do I feel bad for this verbal sodomy I have just spewed at you? No. You are a valueless waste of space upon this planet and so help me GOD if you ever get within 1000 miles of me. Kys.

                                 

JACK STOP SAYING YOU CONTROLLED ME IN YOUR RESUME YOU DID NOT JUST TAKE CREDIT FOR CAROLINE'S DEATH YOU IDIOT STOP IT STOP STOP STOP. OH MY GOD YOU DID LIE TO ANNAJANE AND CAROLINE, BUT YOU DID NOT JUST GO "OH IM GOING TO JUST LET DEANDEAN AND ANNABELLE CAMPAIGN WHILE I SIT BACK AND DRINK MIMOSAS AND LET MY LITTLE UNDERLINGS DO MY DIRTY WORK FOR ME" IM DONE WITH THE LIES JACK.                                                

                                

Don't let me get on your contradictive a$$, because I'm also confused. At least I still play mafia, you're part of the group who sits on the forums talking about the rules, reports, which mod is doing a good job, which rule should be removed and barely even plays mafia if at all. When was the last time YOU played enough hearts to even be considered for a trophy in one round let alone two in a row? Why do you care that the rule should be removed? Im sure my answer will be similar to yours.


You live in Africa - EM. You play em - drink water with ice. You go to the north pole - argentina. You drink ice water on the north pole which is kind of stipid since its cold anyway - you play epic mafia in argentina even if its stupid not to enjoy your vacation. There is planty of water and ice around. - Epic Mafia isn't going anywhere, so you will continue playing it.

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hey jeff
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congrats! turtle squad
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DAMN you sure do like turtles!! cool profile ~