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deletedalmost 8 years

instead of complaining about how EM is dying let's do something productive and post ideas to save it. Feel free to use this topic to suggest things or discuss the suggestions. Post flooding will make you muted.

(Meme/less serious) answers will be in red

Bolded topics are headers or further readings. Feel free to bump them. I'll add anything posted in the comments.

Overall/coding:

  • Active site development(Golbolco) Page 1
  • Better advertising(Golbolco) P1
  • Social media platform(dooze) P2
  • Mobile app(warriormilk) P1
  • Higher variety to spend tokens (Jimbei)
  • EM premium (Jimbei)
  • Profile pets (sigh) P1

Games:

Moderation:

Community and forums:

  • Lower toxicity to maintain playerbase(Golbolco) P1
  • Stop noavi mistreatment(Lancaster) P1
  • further reading https://epicmafia.com/topic/81345
  • more noavi mistreatment (BillyHerrington) P3
  • Less report on new players(Blood4bloodgod) P2
  • No point requirement to post in complaints and bugs(cub) P10
  • Stop post flooding (Jimbei) P9
  • Site mascot (Merlot)
  • Annual EM fanart competition (Cub) P10

I never thought of that!

  • Pretend it's not dead(Negra) P1
  • Moderate the Furry(Bruno) P1
  • Put all our trust in Jamal(Plissken) and give him back ownership(Jamal) P1/P3
  • Give adminship to xxerox(xxerox) P9
  • Just let it die(bibty) P2
cub
almost 8 years
let's show lucid we really care and buy out the entire epicmafia zazzle stock
Merlot
almost 8 years
i can't wait for my birthday gifts from morgan this year
cub
almost 8 years
id get that for my pets if i didnt think animal collars are cruelty
Bebop
almost 8 years
thank you foxie this will be the best birthday ever
cub
almost 8 years
the perfect gift for your lover, an epicmafia pet name tag

cub
almost 8 years
https://www.zazzle.com/epicmafia+gifts
Bebop
almost 8 years
is the em store still a thing? i'll ask winnie to get me all epicmafia things for my birthday
cub
almost 8 years
really i just want you to be the one who submits something with epicmafia store items in it
cub
almost 8 years
yeah ok but do it anyway
Bebop
almost 8 years
no it's em related because an image of a dragon fucking a car was the thing that got the whole adsense debacle started
cub
almost 8 years
remember to put epicmafia stickers on the dragon and a cake topper on the cars so its em related
Bebop
almost 8 years
dragonsfuckingcars
cub
almost 8 years
ok but make something for the contest that wont get epicmafia shut down
Bebop
almost 8 years
im gonna draw nathan getting dicked down by edark and lucid
deletedalmost 8 years

cub says

really, deep down, this is all just an experiment to boost site activity by making people argue all day instead of leaving so the plan is more people will get caught in the trap and consequently epicmafia will have more cumulative visitors


omg that's my plan too
cub
almost 8 years
you'll know we've really made it once we get epicmafia smut
cub
almost 8 years
words are one thing but fanart is the true measure of how active a community is
Bebop
almost 8 years

cub says

its 2 pm and i havent slept yet so if im falling short today thats why

also bebop you should participate in the fanart contest and also get the mods to do it too and make a site announcement about it so we can really show em some figuratively tangible love


im a good drawer

i will rally the troops
cub
almost 8 years
its 2 pm and i havent slept yet so if im falling short today thats why

also bebop you should participate in the fanart contest and also get the mods to do it too and make a site announcement about it so we can really show em some figuratively tangible love
cub
almost 8 years
using this as an excuse to give myself cute nicknames i wont lie
cub
almost 8 years

Bebop says

i think users like verumbark would prefer if you didn't use gay as a pejorative cub you not nice person


if im cub and im a meanie then what if i call you cub huh then what cubsby how do you like that
cub
almost 8 years

Kale says

And just look at all the new users pouring in~!


yeah i never even heard of you but here you are
Bebop
almost 8 years
i think users like verumbark would prefer if you didn't use gay as a pejorative cub you not nice person
deletedalmost 8 years
And just look at all the new users pouring in~!
cub
almost 8 years
if that fails remember to participate in the annual epicmafia fanart contest