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:( rip

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just was eating some blueberries and the label said "peel this off to make the packaging truly recyclable" but they made the label too hard to peel off so for the next hour or so im taking a firm stance as anti-recycling
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you f*ck squids?
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center says

show us those piggies



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show us those piggies
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he posted a picture of a squids mouth as a reference to previous events unrelated to you that got deleted by a mod but cheers
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ha
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wait f*ck no it isn't ur a carbon copy of everyone u interact with
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its hard to believe the well i want to live a comfortable enough life through art i would love to be famous but in the event that doesn't happen i would very much enjoy not starving and i'm never going to settle for being a corporate worker ever girl is the same girl who flaunted her moral superiority over a guy who sent a picture of his d*ck to someone on the internet
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hi joga did you shitpost in agreeance with me and then did you decide not to risk souring the relationship you have with your two hundredth epicmafia girlfriend so you deleted the post
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add me to your list of players
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i really like that squid
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how r u gonna get good enough to be famous if u dont know which
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sana says


yachi says

what kind of art


music and/or acting


u dont know which?
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theres one sure fire way to be a famous artist whos definitely never gonna work at mcdonalds and thats to spend all your time on the internet and put under an hour a day into learning your craft
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ok but wich one

i call hugh jackman
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IM!!!!!! MISERABLE!!!!!!!!!!
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that actually makes a lot of sense
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sana says

why does my body always want to punish me whenever i drink less than 2 gallons of water a day


ok i know this will sound weird and kinda hard to hear but please trust me... sana... you are a child of the moon. you were born in a river at night, underneath a full moon. you were blessed with magical water based powers like emotional intelligence (bc tears have water), a good memory (ie water memory), knowledge (bc the water faerie in neopets always asks you to get books) and secrets (because abaddon was the god of water and secrets in gw2). however you were violently ripped away from the water as a child, and have been living on the land as a land mermaid with legs. your body punishing you whenever you drink less than 2 gallons of water a day is your body knowing that you are a moonchild water mermaid and longing for you to live your life in the water
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why does my body always want to punish me whenever i drink less than 2 gallons of water a day
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yachi says

what kind of art


music and/or acting
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how do you think the hordes of artists who aren't super lucky or super talented stay alive? they work at mcdonalds and they keep telling themselves it's gonna turn around this year and then they die before they're 40. heat up that deep frier
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sana says


tigermom says

do you have any dreams and hopes that you are comfortable sharing with to the epicmafia public


well i want to live a comfortable enough life through art. i would love to be famous but in the event that doesnt happen i would very much enjoy not starving. and im never going to settle for being a corporate worker ever

i hope to one day have a deep connection with someone. i guess you could say i want to really really fall in love. however, while i do want a deep romantic connection one day, i want a platonic one as well

overall i really think i just want to be the best version of myself possible and also to be able to say im truly happy and i want to reach a point where i feel like i can handle anything


it's like you're copying down the chapter titles from Thinking Independently for the Teenage Mind
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what kind of art
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tigermom says

do you have any dreams and hopes that you are comfortable sharing with to the epicmafia public


well i want to live a comfortable enough life through art. i would love to be famous but in the event that doesnt happen i would very much enjoy not starving. and im never going to settle for being a corporate worker ever

i hope to one day have a deep connection with someone. i guess you could say i want to really really fall in love. however, while i do want a deep romantic connection one day, i want a platonic one as well

overall i really think i just want to be the best version of myself possible and also to be able to say im truly happy and i want to reach a point where i feel like i can handle anything