hey fellas it's me sana. so my good pal Samuel (known as epicmafia user sammy) has been feeling kinda lonely lately and i've taken it upon myself to find him a nice boyfriend due to my excellent taste as well as my samaritan nature!
all offers will be considered by me, however there are a few requirements:
- must be a person of colour
- sammy wanted me to come up with more requirements however i can't really think of anything specific so i'll be the judge of whether or not i think you're a good match overall and might make up some requirements as i go along this quest of bf-hunting
here are the reasons sammy would be a good boyfriend:
- biggest carly rae jepsen stan in the world
- has one of the most viewed threads on epicmafia
- is epicmafia user sammy
- is at least a 3.5 (better than most of epicmafia)
however, there are some minor cons to dating sammy:
- he suffers from urinary incontinence (but he makes up for this with his larger than life personality)
- he plays league
everyone has some baggage and if you can get over those two faults you'll be sure to have a good time!
tl;dr sammy would be a great boyfriend and applications are now open
