It's just two men sharing the night. It might seem wrong, but it's just right. It's just two men sharing each other. It's just two men like lovin' brothers. One on top, and one on bottom. One inside, and the other is out. One is screaming he's so happy and the other's yelling a passionate shout. It's the Night Man. The feeling so wrong and right man, the feeling so wrong and right man. I can't fight you man when you come inside me and pin me down with your strong hands and I become the Night... the passionate, passionate Night Man.
Night Man, sneaky and mean. Spider inside my dreams, I think I love you. You make me want to cry, you make me want to die. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, Night Man. Every night you come into my room and pin me down with your strong arms, And pin me down and I try to fight you, You come inside me and fill me up and I become the Night Man.
A guy sees another guy with a really shrunken head at a bar and decides to buy him a drink. He asks about the shrunken head so the shrunken head guy tells him a story: "I was stranded on a desert island and about to die when this gorgeous mermaid comes to shore and says she'll grant me 3 wishes. For the first wish, I wished to be rescued. She says, 'Done, a helicopter will fly here in about 10 minutes.' For the second wish, I wished to be rich when I get back home. She says, 'Done. You now have a billion dollars in your bank account.' For the last wish, I had some time before I was gonna be rescued, so I asked the slammin' hot mermaid for a little head." (Please give +k to my alt Winona if you could be so kind.)
