I'm Cyril, People seem to like me because I’m polite and I’m rarely late. I like ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me I have an IQ of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

I'm a fun loving guy and a self-starter who has absolutely no interest in committing murder. I'm looking for love, companionship, or just that one lovely evening (and rest assured that one lovely evening will absolutely end with you back are your house, safe and sound!) Let me take you into my magical world of not murdering anyone, ever, for any reason.

The first thing people notice about me is my absolute lack of threatening cues. People are like, "I feel so safe and comfortable around you," and then they usually follow it up with, "I really couldn't imagine you ever murdering me," at which point I tell them that they are 100% right!

My favorite books, movies, shows, and movies are: M, Dexter, Silence of the Lambs, as I lay Dying (book) and As I lay Dying (band). Note: I only like these IRONICALLY.

Six things I could never do without are 1. My shovel (for gardening) 2. My meathooks (for curing turkey jerky) 3. My chainsaw (for logging or clearing brush) 4. My mother's underwear (as a keepsake) 5. Children (they are our future) 6. My freezer (for keeping my perishable goods from spoiling)

I spend a lot of time thinking about what it would be like to wear someone else's skin (in a metaphorical sense).

On a typical Friday night I am being seen by plenty of people in plenty of different places, such that I always have an alibi in the INCREDIBLY UNLIKELY event that I come up as a suspect in a murder trial...WHICH WILL/HAS NEVER HAPPEN[ED]!

I'm looking for Girls who like guys, Ages 18-35, near me, who are single, and people for new friends.

You should hit me up if you want a guy who WON'T murder you.