Plissken

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I am now retired from hosting. All hail JamalMarley my lord and savior. You're looking at the proud newest member of The Holy Church of Jamal.

Friends (749)

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Questions

deletedabout 7 years
hey pliss can I have a sexually harassing question too?
First off I am not Pliss... you will address me as TAFKAP. Secondly, those are all false allegations. The system has it out for me and the true Church.
anonymousabout 7 years
you're like kanye, without the talent like jackie chan, but a little faggot like soulja boy, but actually no you're exactly like soulja boy
Tell 'em
TheMufflnMan
over 7 years
Oh, do you know the muffin man, The muffin man, the muffin man, Oh, do you know the muffin man, Who lives in Drury Lane?
Actually, yes I do. He use to hang out at a quiet pub in London and trade hand jobs and muffins for kegs. I am glad the muffin man was defeated by JamalMarley just as Plissken was. The only good sad pathetic soul is a dead one.
anonymousover 7 years
so if jamal feels like you should hate black people you have to hate black people? what if you aren't racist?
Jamal shall not be questioned nor HIS disciples. For HE is The Light and The Way, thou shalt not question. All is as HE says it is and makes it.
anonymousover 7 years
so does that mean you hate black people?
I follow Jamal's divine will. Whatever HE says is right for us to feel is what we should feel. That is my answer. I live my life for the lord, your Jamal.

Achievements

8 / 20
Cop
Super Sleuth!
2 / 30
Janitor
Oxyclean
2 / 25
Bomb
Explosion!
2 / 20
Gunsmith
He's Batman
1 / 25
Oracle
Eye of the Beholder

Created Setups

Plissken
over 7 years
The Chosen One awaits.
Plissken
over 7 years
REPENT NOW!!
You fools!
Plissken
over 7 years
Thank the lord, your Jamal, that Plissken is dead and we don't have to sit through a pathetic, sad celebration of his idiotic would-be 3rd Year Anniversary of hosting his stupid crappy setups.
Plissken
over 7 years
The Greatest Day is coming...

#2018
deletedover 7 years
Bobby Roode? What is this 2012?
fishswim
over 7 years
what crimes
Overwatchplayer182
over 7 years
KILL YOURSELF YOU ANNOYING CATACLYSMIC P1SS EXPLOSION YOU STILL OWE ME CUMMIE COUPONS
Cyril
over 7 years
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Plissken
over 7 years
I'm serious. This better end soon.
Plissken
over 7 years
Unban me from posting in the lobby or else bad things will happen. Do not mess with the Holy Church of Jamal or its members.
YellowPear
over 7 years
I think in a subtle way you actually should delete your account in a subtle way. ( Probably ) I also believe jamalmarley is a great user, etc, but you are indeed taking this too high m8.
shayneismyname
over 7 years
delete your account
Cyril
over 7 years
delete ur account
fishswim
over 7 years
you were the chosen one.................

fuc.king jew
Plissken
over 7 years
So many questions.
I'm not answering ALL of your questions, but I will address one.
Any other questions will have to be addressed to my profile page and be answered later.
Why, Plissken, Why?
All I've been hearing in this week I've been away...
in exile and banishment...
is Why, Pliss, Why?
I'll tell you why!
I saw... the light.
I came to the realization that it wasn't a war I was fighting.
I was fighting the future.
Plissken's 200th, truly was the end of the world as you knew it.
Because the world is much different now.
Because, as I stated on Day 7, I am now... retired.
And it feels good to be retired from hosting.
I was beaten by the much better all around user, Jamal and it wasn't even close.
I can be a man, although not as much of a man as Jamal, and admit that.
Plissken
over 7 years
I am a liar, a fraud, a spammer, a scammer and I am not very good at making setups,
but I pretend people like my setups and me.
But I promise, Jamal, I will be better because I look up to you now.
No more of that meaningless crap that doesn't belong in this lobby.
This lobby belongs to Jamal.
I fully support Jamal.
All who would oppose Jamal are complete idiots.
And I am only grateful to Jamal for showing me how much of an idiot I truly was.
But there's a second chance for everyone and thankfully Jamal had his second coming
at Jamal's 200th.
Plissken's 200th will forever go down in the record books as nothing more...
than a shameless... scam-ridden... ad-spamming... snorefest that never had any purpose or reason.
I was a fool. Sandbox was dead until Jamal came here and has been in control.
I sacrificed myself in effigy to show my loyalty and I am forever holding the ugly branding...
of the name Plissken on my profile...
but as I stated during my final words the last time I was here..
Plissken
over 7 years
You will no longer refer to me as Plissken...
and I shall no longer answer to that.
Plissken was a poor, sad, pathetic user and I don't wanna be that guy anymore.
I seek redemption under the rule of Jamal...
as The Artist Formerly Known As Plissken.
And with Jamal's Church... his Sandbox Militia and his beauty, brain and brawn that I could only wish to achieve
to appeal to the fairest females who are only interested in someone on the level of Jamal...
I hope to one day ascend to greatness.
Not that I could ever reach the status of my lord and saviour, JamalMarley
But just to be such that I can be a good reflection of his followers and not let down his grand image.
Praise be to JamalMarley.
I spit on the name and ideals of Plissken.
And as for Sandbox's present and future forever and eternity under the reign of our mighty king, Jamal...
There is only one word that sums up my feelings...
Glorious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVZ34FvjcRI&t=8
Plissken
over 7 years
Jamal.
I have to announce that whether you joined or not this is still Judgement Day
One Must Live. One Must Die.
"It Will Be The End of the World As You Know It"
That was not a tagline.
We both can not stay here
And so...
I, Plissken, am announcing my retirement from hosting.
You people deserve JamalMarley
I have seen the light.
And the light is JamalMarley
Let it be known on this day
JamalMarley is my lord and savior
I accept JamalMarley as my superior
I desire to be part of HIS Church
I will no longer be known as Plissken
From now on you will refer to me as The Artist Formerly Known As Plissken
I will be using all of the tokens, prizes and special rewards to fund a special project in honor of JamalMarley
As punishment for being Jamal's inferior I am banishing myself into exile for the next week.
Farewell, Sandbox.
It was fun to pretend that my event mattered, but let's be honest
Jamal's 200th is all that matters
And this week is truly The End of the World As You Knew It
Goodbye
fishswim
over 7 years
i cant believe that i haven't +k'd the one and only plissken

here's a +k
Plissken
over 7 years
BREAKING NEWS!

Earlier announced that:

Season 4 of Ghost: Plissken Edition coming June 22nd with new episodes every Thursday for 12 episodes, ending September 7th!