Darling dear, please dont forget to feed the children from Ethiopia on your way out tomorrow. They are looking rather skinny..... Also, Gary called; he wants his condoms back. P.S. I totally got dibs to be on top tonight. ;) Your lunch is on the counter and I made sure to put a knife in there just in case you decide to cheat on me.... (if you do, you'll either want to cut your dick off yourself or allow me to break it in the most horrible sex of your life.)
Competitive
guisergirl
