Epicmafia

soda17

142

New Mexico

married to someone gone

part of

egg family

family

201,446

363

1046

3275wins2459losses193left

Survivor

Competitive

after a long time, our paths finally crossed.

Discord: matt#2689

Trophies - https://pastebin.com/yEa9sFAB

Stickers

Friends (832)

Questions

anonymousalmost 11 years

I want to rub my tongue around you shaft , collecting all your precum, and then fondle your balls while I deftly sneak a finger to your prostate, your hips pumping into my face faster and faster until you explode in my mouth and I swallow every last drop

*your

LinkToDanger

almost 11 years

gj on getting silver again bro

Thank ya!!!

anonymousalmost 11 years

I AM BUT A MERE SHEEPLE AND SODA IS MY SHEPARD

:sheep:

Owen

almost 11 years

You mad? OR NAH

nah

anonymousalmost 11 years

https://epicmafia.com/topic/59186

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Achievements

19 / 25

Oracle

Eye of the Beholder

18 / 20

Gunsmith

He's Batman

16 / 25

Bomb

Explosion!

14 / 20

Bulletproof

Clint Eastwood

13 / 25

Lawyer

Objection!

Created Setups

Survivor Lobby Trophies played 215 times

pointfarming next played 104 times

Trust the Telepath played 43 times

coolkidrox123

over 8 years

my first +k ever for beign the greatest a could ever ask for. +kum/ i came for you first :^)

coolkidrox123

over 8 years

athena

over 8 years

u are in my top 5 fav ppl congrats

coolkidrox123

over 8 years

soda is mine back off. You'll have to pay first $$$$.

soda ive decided to start a marital business. you in? you are so wanted and my is wanted we can earn big $$$$

ShiroWhite

over 8 years

I mean, I wouldn't mind getting banged by soda either.

soda17

over 8 years

ladies please

coolkidrox123

over 8 years

fuk off happy! he is mine! pay me to rent him for a night $$$ but his virginity is mine >:<

imsohappy

over 8 years

coolkidrox123 3d 1h +1
give me your virginity

same

coolkidrox123

over 8 years

give me your virginity

deletedalmost 9 years

this user RIGS for jackattack123456789 in game show everyone plz help

krista

almost 9 years

Created bysoda1751 months ago
The pizza man is sorta like a cult, however each night he sends someone a pizza. The person given the pizza can either eat the pizza or send the pizza to someone else. If they eat the pizza they become a member of the pizza man cult. The culted are turned in Pizza men. If no one eats the pizza before the pizza man gets his pizza back, the pizza man dies. Pizza man wins, when his cult outnumbers the rest of the group. This role is third party.

deletedalmost 9 years

thnx for putting up w me for 4 months

Ohsnap

almost 9 years

matty how do you still have time to play?? miss yaa

krista

almost 9 years

krista 9mon 11d +1
what the F oh my F'ing GOSH why the F did doggie F'ing self delete im gonna F'ing self delete because doggie F'd up oh my FFFFFFFFFFFF i'm so F'ing mad.. DOGGIE WAS MY F'ING FAVORITE soda im F'ing mad @ u...

deletedalmost 9 years

no u =)

krista

almost 9 years

i like cute things like nutella!

deletedalmost 9 years

I like cute things like u

deletedalmost 9 years

http://sketchtoy.com/66428319

=) that's a cat btw

athena

almost 9 years

Merry Christmas! Thank you for being an unconditional best friend even though you're a huge butt hole, hope you have a great day!!!

JuliaMeow

almost 9 years

MERRY CHRISTMAS FOE!!!!!! hi i hope u will find a job in 2016 that u love and that u continue being the funny person u are with all of our inside jokes and that you will continue to win as many trophies as you do. keep being awesome