OMGAHHHHH OK!

LIKE this is SO exciting! OK WELL like my name is TOTES Tanya and I am like 40, but FABULOUS! I've had like a bit of work done but just maintenance to keep me looking like HIP and like it's working all my kids friends say I'm like TOTALLY HOT!

So like this is so not MAJOR but I have like two kids who I adore and another who I put up for adoption because she was a bit of a DISASTER like it was so tragic and makes me so sad but like whatEVER I don't even care.

I also have a husband named Monty who I love more than like ANYTHING but it is totally an OPEN relationship so like, hit me up ;-)