JakeIsTheGuy

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I am a banana, thus I am also a good source of potassium.

This is all going to be used against me, isn't it?

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING

MY MIND IS SO CONFUSE

I like cats. Normally, I enjoy such masculine hobbies as ripping stones apart with my teeth and diving to the bottom of the Marianas trench straight from the ISS, but cats are my one weak spot. So yeah. Kittens.

Everyone has a long bio with details of their many accomplishments, what to write here...

I once rescued a bee from drowning in a bucket. That was an accomplishment.

DISCLAIMER: (All very official and whatnot)

I highly doubt I will play this game often or seriously. Please, do not get annoyed if I go off topic, say something stupid, or trade my votes for whoever can solve my riddles. No. Do not be alarmed if anything like that happens. Just know that I'll never screw up the game too badly, or gamethrow. Nothing serious, just a little friendly fun.

Ignore all of the above if we play competitive. Tryhard mode engaged.

DOEST THOU AGREE TO THINE TERMS AND CONDITIONS?

Long enough?

//Jake

If you want to see me do stupid stuff on the internet, subscribe to this channel: www.youtube.com/user/bearsarepeopletoo

Achievements

1 / 20I'm Miller, I Swear!
1 / 20Do No Harm
about 12 years
I can detect the sarcasm.
about 12 years
+k for hammering correctly
over 12 years
Haha, I like the way you play. Let's play again :P
over 12 years
I'm retarded, okay? Give me a break :')
over 12 years
*Whining ;D
over 12 years
Although I cannot spell "wining" properly.
over 12 years
And I am a boss.
over 12 years
Clouds a mod.
over 12 years
Get off your high horse bro. It's called a joke, in an unranked game that was already over. Calm down and quit wineing.
over 12 years
http://www.epicmafia.com/report/21179 - You need to play seriously regardless of whether the game is ranked or not. I am giving you the benefit of the doubt though. Do not do this again.