Dan, i need relationship advice, I need to know how to get all the women and I heard you know all about it
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No never. Never. Ever. Again. Lady wants to marry Sarah. I'm taking you. You're mine now, Dan. Plus, how can you be married to a girl who burps over skype? I mean, common.
deletedover 11 years
I'll let you do things to me that she would never let you do. ;)
deletedover 11 years
You have to marry me. This isn't going to work out unless you do. Bend around the corner, please. I'll let you use me to your advantage in any way possible. Just get rid of her, for me <3!
maybe u cops can all ride together then die together all at once and i won't have to waste the cash to go find you
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I wanted to relax after the duel as the 21st is my birthday, I believe you are as the French say, "Fucking wit me". I can't tolerate that, so I will throw away my birthrights of my day and kill you during the sunrise of that beloved date. P.S. - your fuckin' dead.
