You may have heard, but I have alot of books. Try an entire series, what people don't know... is that it's not fiction.
You thought those stories are fictonal? HA! Those aren't fiction! Those are biographies! I'm the greatest adventurer Daring Do! My cutie mark is a compass, I earned this thing and I sure do know how to find my way around!
Now seriously don't fuck with me, I have ties to the black market.