Epicmafia

that was a test and you failed it

http://thoughtcatalog.com/2012/pretending-youre-oppressed-the-new-internet-fad-2/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBk7-YboXys

theres a limit to how much you can take... when you don't give a FUCK what somebody has to say. done everything i have without you, so how the fuck can you say i'd vouch for you. i give respect where that shit is returned

A biker finds a motorcycle at an old mechanic shop that has a pussy in the seat so you can fuck it while riding. He has to keep it a secret because all the guys in his biker gang would want to fuck it

join the funclub on your islam account.

i'm finally 18 so now we can be together

why is it that my frequency of EM visits are directly correlated with how much i procrastinate on schoolwork

your week long trial period has expired.

isnt it a waste of money to namechange like that

The key is to not get caught.

i gave you 18th kudo, be grateful... jk, +k-ed tho, coz why not

what the hells up with the name change

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend