Hi there Peter. Just wanted to let you know that the only thing more homosexual than you is brand name "Dildo Butter". Have a nice day and try not to kill yourself by the end of it.
i claim this page as my own *plants banner on floor (the banner is a mixture of fiery red and baby-skin pink [it's goatse - thee banner is goatse, only instead of a bloody arsehole there blazes, between the cheeks of the banner butt, the eye of sauron, "lidless, wreathed in flamme" (as descrrribed by saruman the white, whhen gandfal comes to seek his counsel in LotR:FotR)])* *begins posting millions and millins of comments* hahahhahahahahehehehheheheheh