ImperialUnits

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People are always lyk..."Imp, stop being so goddamn cool" and I'm always lyk "Nah."
100
married to 
eYm1337
 
90,764
10
100
1179
1397wins1135losses127left
Competitive

ImperialUnits STILL has Commandments.

  1. Hostkilling is for b-words.
  2. Sacking is for baby back b-words.
  3. CAPS LOCK EQUALS TRUTH.
  4. Cussing is for cool kids.
  5. Dicks are for sucking.
  6. Apologize for nothing. Apologize to no one. Always-eth be-th an asshole-eth.

These are my Commandments. Follow them, my children.

Stickers

Friends (62)

Cerazette
Ucklar
Leeroyy
ACE1MAB
Ditto
Shini
dukeleekw
Satin
Dibbun
Vendetta
 

Questions

anonymousalmost 10 years
I've always admired how well you play. You're always composed and fun to play with. I hope you have a wonderful birthday :)
Aww, you sweet heart. Thanks.
anonymousalmost 10 years
EYM is a SLUT
Good, I like 'em easy.
Wolfy
over 10 years
Your commandments are words to live by.
I agree.
eYm1337
over 10 years
Bby, let's fuck?
Bby, right now.
anonymousalmost 11 years
hai bby, u want cheat?
Depends on what we're cheating on.

Achievements

2 / 30
Janitor
Oxyclean
1 / 25
Lawyer
Objection!
1 / 10
Disguiser
Guys, I'm so Obvious.
1 / 15
Sheriff
New Sheriff in Town
deletedalmost 12 years
I was your 69th profile view.
Satin
almost 12 years
+k'd to 8!
deletedalmost 12 years
Returned :P
evo
almost 12 years
+k to 6
legalmeth
almost 12 years
+k'd to 6! c:
Kelly999
almost 12 years
+k'd to 7!
deletedalmost 12 years
+k'd, return? xo.
LuvsDrama
almost 12 years
+K to 2. :)
Nicolas
almost 12 years
+k to 1! :)
deletedalmost 12 years
returned :)
ImmaModel
almost 12 years
+k'ed(: return? <3
LEmental
almost 12 years
You are such a wonderful player to play with. SUPER NICE! Thank you.